Impromptu Golden Shower

Ok, now don’t get your panties in a bunch. I’m not talking about what you think I’m talking about. If you remember earlier I mentioned the wonders of the Condom Catheter. And it truly is useful. But you really gotta pay attention to the bag.


There are many different styles of these bags and all of them go out of their way to help you slosh in your slippers. Ok, I’m sorry, I know it sounds gross, but you just gotta laugh. Invariably, you will get all wrapped up, strapped up, and feel good to go (pun intended) and as you feel that relaxing sensation of relieving the pressure on your bladder, at least once you will be rewarded with a really warm feeling in your shoe or slipper. At this point, it’s way too late to do anything but laugh at the Golden Shower you just gave your foot.


But there is a silver lining: it is pretty much a self-correcting problem, guaranteed to never happen again, unless your caregiver or wife is pissed off at you.