Water Nazi

Water! We can’t live without it. Each year, we spend millions on bottled water and, yet, many of us live in a state of some level of dehydration. I always figured the gallons of coffee were a good substitute for water. But then my caregiver arrived.


Without batting an eye, (and she has cute eyes) she began holding my coffee hostage. One cup of coffee, one bottle of water. Another cup of coffee, one bottle of water. And then since it was one o’clock in the afternoon, another bottle of water, or she would wave the pliers in front of my face and tell me: “Ve have vays to make you drink vater!”


It’s particularly hard to ignore her when your wife is standing there shaking her head saying “you go girl!”