Stage Fright

Ahhh. Even if you’re not one for being very bashful, stage fright can strike when you least expect it. Most guys dream of being in the position of having an attractive young lady handling “Mr. Happy”. But when that handling is for the sole purpose of being properly aligned for a portable urinal, shrinkage, nay, abject fear strikes the unsuspecting corpora cavernosum and reduces you to a five year old straight out of the swimming pool.